Yes, the title says it all. Seiyuu blackmail list, hit or miss? I do inquire HOW Ryu managed to get a hand on all of these profile pictures…if I were a popular seiyuu, I would never, ever, want these pictures to resurface and to destroy them by all means…
WARNING: CONTENT HEAVY IN TEXT. It’s also very LONG.
It’s quite surprising how otaku minds work. Hm, I don’t even know where it began. I think it started when I asked OtaAgg if she’s seen the Jigoku Shoujo manga. Then we got talking about the anime and how we cried at the ending and went “wtf” right after. Then I asked if they were making a third season because of that “wtf” ending, so I looked it up on wiki. Then, I found the web link to Hotline to Hell. And then, we went on hysterically about accessing Jigoku Tsushin and we should try it at midnight (today), since it was past midnight already when I found the link. LOL the lamest thing was that we both said at the same time to access the page at midnight.
The following dialogue took place (Blue for OtaAgg, Orange for me):
Who should we send to hell?
Hmm…LOL
LOL, are you prepared to suffer in hell, Agnes? XD
If I get to drag someone fantastic down w/ me XD
LOL WAIT, I NEED TO PULL UP ENMAI AI’S DIALOGUE.
Let’s kill Mami XD
LMFAO
I won’t mind dying w/ Maimi XD
HOW’D I KNOW YOU’D SAY THAT. LMFAO
And oh, the irony XD
YEAH, LOL
I’m gunna find her in hell and bug her everyday
Gonna freaking follow her around XD
LOL. Now that’s hell for her.
And what’d be hell for you?
LOL
Ignoring you?
I guess XD
I’ll teach her engrish
HAHAHHA
and she can teach me Japanese
O god.
THAT’S HELL.
LOLOLOL
HER ENGRISH LVL IS LIKE
HOPELESS. O GOD.
LOOOLLLL. OWWW I’M GETTING STITCHES FROM LAUGHING SO HARDDD.
“Mami…repeat after me…
I love Agnes Lee with all my heart.”
LOL
“I, rabu, Agunesu Ree wifu all mai hart.”
“Ay rabu, Agunesu Ree –”
LOL
LOL
we’re TERRIBLE. SO TERRIBLE
Halt, not hart. XD
HALTO. LOL
LOL. No, no, it’s “kokoro.”
LOL, that’s so ANA-like XD
Oh man, the massive irony. Ana, Mami, Jigoku Shoujo.
I think the only reason we love Mami so much is cuz she can relate to a lot of the characters she voices XD
LOL, YEA. Unfortunately, Shimako doesn’t mix into that bunch very well. She will watch over us. Shimako-sama ga Miteru.
Um, dude. She’d be in hell.
We’d prolli be at eye lvl XD
Well, her eyes ——-> top of my head
LOL
gg =_=
Your eyes ———> her boobs. LOL MINORIN. (refer to her entry here)
I WISH. I dunno how tall Mami is.
But she’s not that tall I don’t think.
And this is where all the blackmail pictures came from. I started looking up Mami’s height and Minorin’s. Then I noticed the pic on Minorin’s profile. Then OtaAgg said that RieRie might be tall, so I looked her up. So eventually, our quest in the search for tall female seiyuus so their boobs would be at eye-height, lead to me pulling up distracting pictures. LOL, I couldn’t stop crying or laughing, and I didn’t realize my sister heard me laughing like a maniac. Prepare yourselves, whoever is reading this, I heed you to caution on the pictures to come.
[EDIT]
I’ve decided to not do a collage, but instead, to do picture comparisons. LOL, only for the benefit of looking back at the past and keel over laughing so hard that my guts end up rolling on the floor with me. Due to time restraints, part two will have to come later. I never realized that this would take so long…HAHA. So you can keep whatever you ate last inside your stomach. =P I still think the convo above is entertaining enough tho. XD
[EDIT]
OMFG, THE HOTLINE TO HELL WORKS. I ACCESSED IT AT MIDNIGHT. GAVE ME A F***ING HEART ATTACK. MY COMPUTER RESTARTED WHEN I TRIED TO TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF THE PAGE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
If you don’t see me anymore…you know what happened to me. SHIT, I DIDN’T EVEN TYPE MAMI’S NAME IN. Or A NAME for that fact. So I should be safe, right? D:
