Blood Transfusions Needed, STAT!

So soul’s rhapsody and I were talking about bishoujos…I think it’s cuz we were talking about going back to watch old yuri anime (2003-2005)…thanks to Candy Boy. More Kanade-sama! *drools* TOO SHORT, TOO SHORT!! I hope Froth-Bite releases the next episodes soon…

And in Candy Boy, Kanade has a twin sister…so her and I ended up talking about hot sisters (twin or not). Of course, at this moment, everything in our convo applies to OtaAgg, thus she’d “kill to have Mami-chan (Noto Mamiko) or Minorin (Chihara Minori)” as a sister. And she can’t live with Nana-chan (Mizuki Nana). HAHAHA XD And I’d die too if Aya Hirano was my sister. @__@; OtaEri (Kitamura Eri) would be an ideal candidate as a sister — going to anime cons together and bringing Minorin home for dinner. XD Ah man, that reminds me of “vomiting blood” and “fainting in agony”. Hence, leading to a major lack of blood transfusion in the household. (Of course, if I can’t be a sister, I’d just be a really good friend — tho I have a big feeling that OtaAgg would reject me and have her harem of seiyuus all to herself ;__; [insert AB greediness comment here]).

And here’s our resulting convo:

OtaAgg: “*HEART THROB! TOKI TOKI!* THE POWER OF MAMIKO NOTO’S CUTENESS!” “AYAKO! RABU~ OH ZANK U AYAKO~” says:

imagine… kita eri… bringing minorin home

OtaAgg: “*HEART THROB! TOKI TOKI!* THE POWER OF MAMIKO NOTO’S CUTENESS!” “AYAKO! RABU~ OH ZANK U AYAKO~” says:

*SUPER BLOOD FEST*

Ling says:

hahahahah

OtaAgg: “*HEART THROB! TOKI TOKI!* THE POWER OF MAMIKO NOTO’S CUTENESS!” “AYAKO! RABU~ OH ZANK U AYAKO~” says:

we’d be trying to eat

OtaAgg: “*HEART THROB! TOKI TOKI!* THE POWER OF MAMIKO NOTO’S CUTENESS!” “AYAKO! RABU~ OH ZANK U AYAKO~” says:

“itadaki…” *spew* passes out* minorin stares in shock as everyone starts foaming at the mouth and spraying a fountain of blood from their nostrils*

Then I said, “What if we were having a nabe party…and Minorin gave you a piece of beef?” Answer: “OMFGGGGGGGG *slams head into table* *puddle of blood starts spreading*”. Ahhh dayum. We’d both be spewing blood — three, including KitaEri. Unfortunately, Minorin is blood type B, so she can’t save either Agnes or I (we’re both O+), and definitely not KitaEri (type A). The only one that can save us is Mamio. Except she’d pass out from giving us blood transfusions…and we’re continuously gushing out blood. So if Nana-san was invited to the party, that’s still 2:3…it’s so difficult to find seiyuus with blood type O!!

Let me make a list of seiyuus that are at the party and their blood type:
Marina Inoue: AB
Kitamura Eri: A
Chihara Minori: B
Tanaka Rie: B
Kugiyima Rie: B
Noto Mamiko: O
Mizuki Nana: O
Goto Yuko: O (I think poor Yuko would get her blood spilled first cuz she didn’t reply to OtaAgg’s fan mail…)
Itou Shizuka: O
Sawashiro Miyuki: O
Kobayashi Yu: O (but her blood can be lethal…we can become gorillas)

…and the list goes on. As much as our humble house can hold at least. The conclusion to our solution by OtaAgg: “HUGEASS SEIYUU MASSACRE XD I’ll take anyone and everyone. If they’re ugly, we’ll just have a 100-pk paper bag storage. And we’ll need scissors to cut them air holes and eye holes.” LOL. Indeed our seiyuu fantasies get us riled up for nothing. Nakahara Mai and Shimizu Ai are both AB…quote OtaAgg, “Wow, and AB is supposed to be rare too…only goes to show that Japanese people are greedy.” BAHAHHA. So I think we’ve managed to even out our blood transfusion ratio…And during blood transfusion, make sure Kobayashi Yu isn’t in the room — we might end up as monkeys who draw hairy testes. Let’s see…4 O types. And Marina might pass out too cuz she’s an otaku. 4:4! Maybe 5 Os if Yuko managed to survive…then again, it’s hard taking down a yakuza. XD